Carey Fosse is a copy writer and editor, formerly with Yahoo. He suffers from Third Person disease.

Influences include lists, commas, and abrupt thematic transitions. As a musician, Fosse has received benevolent adjectives from all prevailing forms of media, with the exception of ice sculpture.

With punchlines upfront, Fosse is poised on the brink of narrative.

Carey Fosse lives in Silverlake with his wife, archaeologist K.A. Olson, and tortoise shell tabby cat Mista Meow-Meow, a hunting and food specialist. 
 
Website: www.myspace.com/careyfosse

TOP TEN THINGS ABOUT MY NEW CELLPHONE
 
 
10.) When it's deactivated, it serves as a sundial.
 
9.)  Manual slightly less complicated than the plot to Kubrick's 2001: A     
          Space Odyssey.
 
8.)     Plays a pivotal part in my delusion I've anything of importance to say.
 
7.)     In case of overheating, phone can be used to smoke signal "9-1-1".
 
6.)     Sexy red metallic faceplate answers to 'Trixie'.
 
5.)     The incredible immunity to tuberculosis I've built up using payphones now
         certain to plummet.
 
4.)     "Super-vibrate" mode illegal in some US states.
 
3.)     Carrier pigeon union has lodged its formal complaint.
 
2.)     Currently networking with other professionals in the pixilated frozen
         yogurt snapshot genre.
 
1.)     Oh great --- now Mom knows what I'm really doing!
                          (Mothers' Day + comedy = mom-edy)